every single fucking day, both men & women flock at my feet, clawing for my cock & its precious bounty. Even my own family isn't immune to how poggers and based I am when i wear this hoodie. I've tried to return it, toss it, burn it, bury it, blow it up, exorcise it, purify it, vaporize it, & send it into space. This thing is fucking bound to me and comes back somehow. If you're not willing to be a gigachad for the rest of your life, DO NOT BUY THIS.