NUX Watercolor T-shirt (Whamen)
"Nux!" shouted the people". "Come help us defeat the toxicity in this world and restore it to its former wholesomeness!"
Nux looked up from the frying pan he was using to cook meat and potatoes and glared at them. "Don't you realize?" He said, his hands stirring faster, as if that would make his words more potent . "This is a quest I have already accepted, but it will be very dangerous for anyone who chooses to join me. You may be maimed, killed, or even worse... canceled".
The people gasped in horror at his response, some falling to their knees, while others turned and ran home to mommy. But there were brave souls among the crowd, and they gathered together and responded..... "Billy"
the best part about this shirt is when i inevitably get all the jiz stains on it the speckled watercolor motif will allow them to blend in semenlessly
yes i am whamen